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South patts flooded...wtf! Its December...
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Been on thai soil since Weds, first time in 4 yrs.. and been stuck in condo with food poisoning.. FFS!
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Fuck me!! 18 months since my last status.. still live and kicking.... infact..just got back from a meet with a 19yr old TS girl who was one jeremy kyle last month! 555
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Lifes so short, make the most of it.. RIP Wanghin senior.
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Thought Man city had money? I flew back this morning with the man city academy squad inc Scott sellars, sat wiith us peasants in economy!!
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what a shit 36 hrs ive had!! 01.00 yesterday lb tried booting my door in.. had to call police to scare her off.. taxi driver took us to wrong airport to coming here ( koh tao). 1500 taxi to don muang.. 1300 taxi surat airport to pier, 3.5 hours being tossed about like a cunt on catamaran to here.. koh tao is shit! too many hippy back packers n no talent.. shit accommodation, more expensive, no fuckin taxis, fuck all to do except beach.. just cost me 2k to change flight tickets...
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fuckin fie has given me his cold!! I wasn't that pissed was I? 5555
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if one more tailor on beach rd tries to shake my hand and say in a shiity cockney accent' hello mate, where u from? im gonna fuckin scream!!
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banged a popular dominant lb last night, funny as fuck when her sponsor rang while we were in the sack.. one born every minute! 5555
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been dying in room last 3 days.. ill be fucked if im staying in tonight!
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And so the journey begins.... supping £4.00 pints at manny airport....
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The Ebeneezer rides again tour starts xmas day!
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just had word from my accountant, im due a £3k tax refund...Guess where thats gonna end up? 5555
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Its soooo good to be back home, i so have missed the cloud and drizzle!
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Shagged a LB tour guide for the ruskies last night.. cost me fuck all... didnt want anything.... infact she even gave me 200bht credit for my pbone.. i feel totally used!!