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Everything posted by Jimmy_Lovepants
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Sometimes l just crawl up into a ball on the kitchen floor and pretend l'm a crumb ... Anyone else?
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A lb on TF told me I had a one in a million shot of having sex with her... Result, I'm in with a chance!
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I'd better get something decent this year... last year's gifts were ten types of shite
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If you're in town now don't go swimming at Nakula ... you'll be deep in shit (literally!)
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It's been more than a year... Really feel like bending a ladyboy over and f***ing her up the arse!!!
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Mustn't play loud music after 10PM at home while watching online porn (it upsets the neighbours..... )
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Lindemann? Nah mate... If it's vintage porn (and it was) we're talking big bushy muffs and affros. None of this lasered, manicured, shaved nonsense. Was not a bald badger in sight. We're talking mounds n mounds of pubic hair gloriously unshaved and unclipped and hirsute mutton chop chaps who had the good sense of style to wear white socks whilst on the job ... Blood oath. And a funky seventies soundtrack redolent with wah wah guitars and slap heavy bass parts and Barry White sotto voice testing the bed springs with his big black paws murmurring Hmmm...Nice n bouncy!
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Down with ladyboys who are taller than me --- They always want to f*** you up the bum! 5555
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a bit o' larceny is good for the soul... (who isn't a pirate at heart 55)
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Need to delete my internet search history 55555
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Did the deed with a Thai hooker (GG) at home this week... daytime brothel rate (1 hour) $200. Lots of mutual oral, 69. I may have clued her up to my alter-sex life when I gave her bum hole a bit of a tongueing. And then she sticks her finger right up me arse ... I feel like I was made (rumbled!) 55555
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I got shouted down for saying "I like Asian women" (e.g. I was being racist/sexist etc) ... I can't believe ppl have got so PC now. I said I like them, not hate them. I was being nice about them right??! Today, 05:09 PM · Delete · Lock
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Seriously.......what the fuck did I do???
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Some lovepants action comin' straight at 'em next week... ladies, get ready!!!
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Always (always!) wanted to live in a brothel ... Now I will on my next trip Booked a few days to stay at LaBamba. Happy days (and nights) !
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What do u say when a guy at work just back from a Pattaya trip (with his wife) says the ladyboys are "prettier than the real girls" ? Disagree? Or say "Fuck yeah!" (I just says to him "Um...They're taller" Lame-O 55555
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It would be nice if there were an outbreak of peace on the forum soon... Sick of the politics, the personal abuse, the negativity. Where's the love gone for our 3-legged ladyfriends in LOS.???