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  1. eldiablo

    Any1 ever find a stray ass or ball hair that was 10 times longer than any other one u have? I wish there were 3 so i could make a braid...

    1. Solice

      Solice

      555 thats funny, time for some man care bro

  2. eldiablo

    Nice surprise 2 see Solice n the miss the other night, hope u got home alright !

    1. Solice

      Solice

      Cheers buddy it was good to see you again also. Just got back home an hour ago :(

    2. Solice

      Solice

      it was very good mate, well worth 1,000 baht a night

  3. eldiablo

    I met a LB who was born with 5 penis'es today...... her pants fit like a glove!

  4. eldiablo

    I wondered why the 2 English blokes who wanted to wring my neck, thinking i set off some errant fireworks, had backed down when i had agreed to their threat of a donneybrook. After turning around and seeing the 6 or so LB's who were right behind me and had my back, i must admit it prob wasnt me they were scared of lol!

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    2. Quietguy

      Quietguy

      Sounds like a bar to avoid. I thought ladyboy bars didn't have much physical trouble from the customers.

    3. cheyenne

      cheyenne

      Ha Ha, Gotta love those Ladyboys . . actually, its probably a misnomer to call them 'ladies'!!! they are much too tough, bless 'em!!!

    4. cheyenne

      cheyenne

      Ha Ha, Gotta love those Ladyboys . . actually, its probably a misnomer to call them 'ladies'!!! they are much too tough, bless 'em!!!

  5. eldiablo

    So im drinkin w my LB and a tiny little girl selling gum comes up and whispers in my ear, "She's a ladyboy....." equally stumped by my answer "Yes but isnt she beautiful?" she ran off not knowing how 2 answer.

    1. fogmaster

      fogmaster

      Good stuff buddy! Hope things are good down there for you and your lady.

    2. lelek

      lelek

      ahahahah. in my country i also tell few ladies i am attracted in lbs too, they dont know what to say. a lot of woman going crazy when they want have a man and man better likes ladyboys ahaha.

  6. eldiablo

    Finally got my computer back after cracking my screen during some wild sex... what a long week without it!

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    2. fogmaster

      fogmaster

      Yeah, sounds like you were nailing the computer! I think a certain lady wouldn't be too pleased about that!

    3. Mr. Bickle

      Mr. Bickle

      rule number 1 when watchin porn eldiablo....NEVER JIZZ ON THE SCREEN!

       

    4. icebergjr.

      icebergjr.

      That must have been some wild ass sex bro!!

  7. eldiablo

    Gotta love the public shaming u will recieve if u fuck up in Pattaya. Courtesy of Pattaya Tv Channel. Btw i'm all 4 brnging back public hangings, think it would solve more of the worlds woes than not.

    1. Solice

      Solice

      I agree with that mate, some people deserve hanging

    2. icebergjr.

      icebergjr.

      The only reason some people are still able to walk this earth is that it's illegal too kill em' so I too agree with ya!

  8. eldiablo

    In a Thai accent she said "No finga in ASS!" I says, "Why not? It's MY FiNGER, MY ASS!"

    1. Solice

      Solice

      5555 love it

  9. eldiablo

    Ticket purchased Sept 7 wheels up :)

    1. icebergjr.

      icebergjr.

      Good for you bro, see ya in September,warm up the girls, please LOL.

    2. eldiablo

      eldiablo

      will do. See u then :)

  10. eldiablo
    Good idea .
  11. eldiablo

    2nd week in March until April

  12. eldiablo

    What are your dates in Mar. if you don't mind telling :)

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