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Sorry to hear that jammers. Nothing worse than a broken arrow.

Bad times

sorry to hear that mate, hope you get back soon

who's rattled your cage tonight then 5555

Guilty!!!!!!!!!!LOL

I'm not a poof and the last Guy I f*cked said so.

Quiet as the German Classico!

Dont worry Jammers, your mate will return from exile soon.....

we're all pondering the 'are we gay' question haha

You have bob hope m8, make sure you have braveheart, whisky galore, trainspotting, gregorys girl on yer phone to watch in Brum 5555

I'm more of a Brigadoon man 555

who said romance was dead .

Drink it all and hope it makes you forget scots can't play football OR rugby !

neither can you, old man 555

Drink yourself into a stupor and end up

On the Buckie in a gutter

Soon be there m8, hope you post about your adventures

6th of May, can't come quick enough

everybody is Gay (happy) in Scotland, Its only the aussie's working in hotels that are really gay

Well

That's just f*ckin shite.

Imagine being the self appointed zero.

F*ckety.

ok I will change it FFS

what about the chickens jammers

This is an, albeit, barbed question.

Jeez TM12 that took you a few attempts 555

Now, listen here, Dear Abby.

You know I luuurve U, but.....

Harden up and grow a pair.

what vexes thee

their at it 555

As in highlander the church was considered neutral ground, perhaps both parties could do this with the forum?

What are you a f*ckin' Fag????????

Take it like a Man.

Beat it down.

Ok, take a taxi, you Fairy.

TM12, We've got to have a beer to discuss the issue with these backpipes.. 555

TM12, We've got to have a beer to discuss the issue with these backpipes.. 555

cause havoc

Did you have to pull it out of the proverbial drainpipe first?

Jury's still out.

Snared overnight while I was in bed with my lbgf, the jury returned a Scottish verdict of 'not proven'

Got a rat in me asshole what am I gonna do!

have a good one mate

Have a good time jammers.

Thanks guys

another 1 with the medal of honour lol...i better heat things up....

I tell you something.

Whilst the hoover reigns supreme, I will still have my voice.

Now harden up and grow a pair!

I will also have my voice heard, even if it only lasts an hour until the hoover comes out....fuckety!

I remember buying 1,500 chickens, about 7 years ago, never saw the chickens, or my house again, you live and learn. or not

555 and that was just in Blighty

i get weekly pics of my chickens, showing there progress, its a bit like sponsoring but I trust my hens 555

What the fuck does garrulous mean? 555

He means gormless, he made that mistake before describing himself which is how I know.

It does, indeed mean talkative.

Which I assume, would be welcomed on the forum.

My comment was placed with parallel reference to my own garrulousness.

Whilst, when referring to perception;

Gormless is as gormless does.

not this time, am flying from Inverness/ Man/Abu

Sounds like your going with Etihad. Have a great holiday jammers

Entered into enemy territory,i forgot what a whining bunch mancs are

what happened last trip? thought u going to PM me?

I was going to pm you gd, but i got whipped up to the village for my engagement ceremony

looks like its boystown for me 555

did you sell that lead

aye, but got a shite price, i should have went to steptoe

look at it this way. You had a night on the tiles to pay for several more nights on the tiles. Simples!

Just ignore him it has worked for me! LOL

+555

Jammers, I was saying that on Saturday .