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An LB just messaged me, "Are you staying at the Alica Loads Hotel?" She meant to say, Areca Lodge
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Two weeks after I buy my plane tickets to BKK, I bag myself a sexy girlfriend. Is it possible to have a mongerless holiday in LOS?
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My friends and I have started a collection jar for 7-11 stamps. We're going to try to pay a bar fine with just stamps (and film it too). We also might see if we can pay a police bribe in 7-11 stamps.
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Just had lunch with a LB. After lunch, she made me deep throat her, and I puked my lunch all over her cock and balls.
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Told my new employers to go fuck themselves, then bought a one way ticket to LOS. I'll be wheels up in 3 days.
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Had a friend stay the night at my place and saw all the ladyboy pictures on my laptop. I guess my secret is out.
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Had to bail out on a short time with a Korean hooker last night. It wouldn't be an exageration to say she's had a mile of cock in that pussy. It looked like someone stuck a gernade up her cunt and pulled the pin.
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Just got back from Thailand. I entered LOS with a box of 40 transparent condoms. I left LOS with 40 brown condoms in the rubbish bin.
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If you want to see a ladyboy go mad, try to pay her in 7-11 stamps.
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Got fucked by Horsecock Nancy last night. Ever since then, I've been walking like a cowboy, and all the GGs say they think I'm into ladyboys.
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Went to a nightclub with my mates. Above the door, it says 'No Ladyboys allowed', but the person stamping your hand to get in is a ladyboy. T.I.T.
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Went to a LB bar and took the GG waitress to the ST room upstairs. Not the best lay, but the look on the ladyboy's faces was priceless!
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For the past two weeks in BKK I've been going out drinking with mates instead of mongering. What's wrong with me?