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A small earthquake hit today in California just as I was having a wank! Unfazed, I finished myself off, only to think afterwards if it had been a big earthquake, imagine being the person that found me in the rubble!
icebergjr.
At least you would have died happy!!
fogmaster
It was a ground-shaking wank. Guess my secret would posthumously be out when they found the LB porn looping on my TV.
Quietguy
You would be beyond caring then anyway.
